The Simpsons – A Boozehound Named Barney 0

Shary: In front of a tavern
Flat on his face
A boozehound named Barney
Is pleading his case.

Barney: Buy me a beer
Two bucks a glass
Come on, help me
I'm freezing my ass.

Buy me brandy
A snifter of wine
Who am I kidding?
I'll drink turpentine.

Moe: Move it, ya drunk
Or I'll blast your rear end
Barney: I found two bucks!
Moe: Then come in, my friend!

Shary: And so, let us leave
On this heartwarming scene
Bart: Can I be a boozehound?
Homer: Not till you're fifteen.