The Lonely Island Ft. Akon – I Just Had Sex 0

Sometimes (oooohh)
Something beautiful happens in this world (Akon)
You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island)
You just gotta sing

I just had sex
And it felt so good.
Felt so good.
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her.
I just had sex
And I'll never go back...
(never go back)
To the "not-having-sex" ways of the past

Have you ever had sex?
I have - it felt great.
It felt so good
When I did it with my penis.
A girl let me do it -
It literally just happened...
Having sex can make
A nice man out the meanest!
Never guess where I just came from -
I had sex!
If I had to describe the feeling-
It was the best!
When I had the sex, man,
My penis felt great.
And I called my parents
Right after I was done.
Oh hey, didn't see you there -
Guess what I just did!
I had sex, undressed -
I saw her boobies and the rest.
Was sure nice of her
To let you do that thing.
Nice of any girl ever-
Now sing!

I just had sex
And it felt so good.
Felt so good.
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her.
I wanna tell to the world.

To be honest I'm surprised
She even wanted me to do it
Doesn't really make sense -
But man, screw it!
I ain't one to argue
With a good thing.
She could be my wife -
That good?
The best 30 seconds of my life! (my life!)
I'm so humbled by
A girl's ability to let me do her.
Cause honestly I'd had sex
With a pile of manure.
With that in mind, the soft,
Nice smelling girl is better.
Cause she let me wear my chain
And my turtle neck sweater.
So this one's dedicated to them girls...
...that let us flop around on top of them!
If you're near or far,
Whether short of tall...
...we wanna thank you all
for letting us fuck you!

She kept looking at her watch-
(doesn't matter, I had sex)
But I cried the whole time-
(doesn't matter, I had sex)
I think she might've been a racist-
(doesn't matter, I had sex)
She put a bag on my head-
(still counts!)

I just had sex
And my dreams came true!
If you had sex in the last 30 minutes
Then you're qualified to sing with me!

I just had sex
And it felt so good!
(we all had sex)
Felt so good.
A woman let me put
My penis inside of her.
(I wanna tell to the world.)
I just had sex
And I'll never go back...
(never go back)
To the "not-having-sex" ways of the past