Eminem – My 1st Single 0

Ohh!
Yeah!
So much for first single on this one

[ Verse 1 ]

Shady's the label
Aftermath is a stable
That the horses come out errp
Of course we're about to stir up
Some shit as thick as mrs butterworths syrup
It's the mr. picked on Christopher Reeves
Just for no reason other than just to tease him
Cause he was his biggest (burp)
fan He used to be Superman
Now I'm pourin liquor on the crib in his name for him
Eminem you wait till' we meet up again
Fucker I'm kickin your ass
for everything you've ever said
It's one for the money two for the fuckin show
Ready get set, let's go
Here comes the buckin bronco,
stompin and stampedin up the damn street
Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm about to blow
So look out below, jeronimo, motherfuckers its dominos
I'm on a roll, around and around I go
When will I stop? I don't know
Tryna pick up where the Eminem Show left off
But I know anything's possible
Though I'm not gonna top what I sold
I'm at the top of my game
That shit is not gonna change
Long as I got Dr. Dre on my team
I'll get away with murder
I'm like o.j . he's like my cochran today
We keep them mark freeman tapes
In a safe, locked them away
Better watch what you say
Just when you thought you were safe
Them fuckers got you on tape
You swear to god you was playin
Whether or not you was little Joshua
Gosh I wish I coulda told you to not do the same
Cause one day it could cost you your name

[ Chorus ]

And this was supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle

[ Verse 2 ]

Erra Erra Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills
And woke up in bed next
to his best friend Derick bare naked
jig-aig-ji-ji Janean just turned
16 and used a fake id
To sneak in V.I.P. to see R. Kelly
Hehehehehe, to be so young and naive
Oh what I wouldn't give to live so
Kim and care free
Paris and Nikki's parents
must be so tickled to cherish
Every picture with their kids
with hickeys all over their necks
Hickory Dickory derk diggler
Look at me work wizardry with these words
Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken
Or Chicka chicka chicka chicka
jer jer jerkin the chain
22 jerks in a jerk circle
Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute
What am I sayin,
allow me to run it back and rewind it
wait a minute let me ask you again
Am I just jerkin the chain
Am I berserk or insane
Or am I just one of them damn amateurs
Workin the damn camera filmin one of them
Paris Hilton home made pornos
Who keeps tiltin the lens at an angle
Chicka Chicka
Just recently somebody just discovered
Britney and Justin videotapes of them fuckin
When they were just musketeers
in the Mickey Mouse club
And dusted them and went straight
to The Source with them
Cause they coulda sworn someone said Nuh-
And then tried to erase and record over it
But if you listen close
enough to it you can hear the
Uh Uh and then the come-to-find-out-it-was-Justin
Sayin im gon"nuh" come '
and this was

[ Chorus ]

supposed to be my first single
But I just fucked that up so,
Fuck it, let's all have fun let's mingle
Slap a bitch and smack a ho
This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle
That you hear on your radio
But shit's about to hit the shingle

[ Verse 3 ]

Any opinions or somethin
you just wanna get off your chest
And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it
All you gotta do is pick up the phone
and just dial up this number
It's 1-800-I'm a dick sucker I love to suck a dick
And if someone picks up you can talk