Bobby Yarsulik – Ballad of the Creeper 0

There are mobs in minecraft that are really really dumb
There are mobs in minecraft that are really really dumb
They can't do anything, they only get in the way of you, you.

Lets take the pig for instance.
He is only used for meat, maybe just a little snack
He always comes inside your house, and never leaves.
I am going to kill him with my axe.

There are mobs in minecraft that will make you want to rage
There are mobs in minecraft that will make you want to rage

They can't do anything, they only get in the way of you, you.

Lets take the cow for instance.
He is only used for leather, so you can have your fricken armor
He moos a million times a day, and never stops
I am going to kill him with my axe.

There are mobs in minecraft that will make you palm your face.
There are mobs in minecraft that will make you palm your face.
They can't do anything, they only get in the way of you, you.

Lets take the duck for instance.
He is only used for feathers, so you can make some bows and fricken arrows
He hops and jumps and skips all day, and never dies
I am going to kill him with my axe

Let us play our game without these dumb mobs
We can't mine or craft anything, get this pig out of my house
Get out, please... I don't like you...

Go away... I just wanna make a sword..

... or maybe a hoe.